there might be an easier way to get a subscription
to Time Magazine? There's always the
conscription of services from newspapermen
of a different age: the space age
or the nuclear arms race
would set the table straight.
Porkpie hat skinny black tie short pants
would work but you just want the magazine
not the swimsuit issue, which they don't do
in Time anyhow, no boobies in Time,
just political crimes new lies
new reports on the possible litigation
of doobies, got lots of pattern recognition
from them border stalkin rednecks
and no reason not to, neither
sometimes, I wish I was born a Canadian.